Everyone is someone else's weirdo.
So I was thinking....what makes me weird? So the following facts, in my opinion, qualify me for the kingdom of weird.
- I love the smell of formaldehyde. (If you see something dead in a jar, chances are good the liquid its floating around in that looks like pee is actually formaldehyde.)
- I could eat a hamburger every day for the rest of my life and be perfectly content.
- I love chocolate milkshakes and french fries. (Dip the fry into the shake....yum.)
- I can drive a backhoe.
- I hate rollercoasters, but ADORE the ferris wheel.
- I will always be proud to be from Texas.
- I'll take a good shoot 'em up over a romance any day of the week.
- I used to be an archer.
- I'm a hopeless romantic but have never been in a relationship.
- I can mix anything chemically, but am a horrible cook.
- Pink is not my favorite color even though I am a girl. (Green is.)
- I type/blog like I talk.
- I am not good at lying.
- I love playing Mortal Kombat (xbox) chess with my father.
9 comments:
A fry in the shake is a little weird but I like to put Oreos in a glass, pour Pepsi over them and eat them that way.
Gross Nathan!
Nah, I'm just kidding. But I have to say I've never heard of that. That is weird. Did you make that up yourself? I never would have thought to pour Pepsi over oreos.
oh my goodness, chubs i love this blog! how cute are you? seriously, how could everyone not just see this picture and want to give you a big ol' hug!?! you're so creative, i'm jealous.....
Hey Everybody,
Ms. Anonymous who just posted is one of the loves of my life. My sister, Leanne. No, she's not trying to pick a fight by calling me chubs. Thats her nickname for me. Hers is fatty.
Thanks Fatty, I'm having fun with this blog. The pink is a little overwhelming, so I try to distract people with my wit and brilliance.
Yeah, it's a Nate original. You should try it sometime, it's quite delightful.
No thanks. I'll stick to sniffing formaldehyde.
Yeah, what kinda freak am I?
Yeah, when I read these kinds of posts I'm reminded of just what a burden being perfect in every way actually is. I wish I did something weird so I could sympathize, but nope. PERFECT!
Perfect, Jared? I'm so sure. This coming from the man who just went to a comic book festival a few weeks back.
But thanks for the laugh.
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