Horsepills

Day one of getting my butt in shape. Started off fine. Woke up at 6am. I'm not sure why, I've just been waking up that early. Tossed and turned till 7ish, then figured I was up, might as well get the ball rolling. So I get dressed and head over to Smoothie King. The name is pretty self-explanatory. They make smoothies. But it's all natural stuff. So I walk in and say, hello, I'm new to all of this, I need to add a few pounds and get healthy. So the young lady says, well, we've got the hulk. I just look at her. I'm not sure if she's kidding or being serious. At this point I'm wondering what my facial expression should be to a drink called the hulk. So I just say, sure why not? Then there are choices, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. Um, vanilla? So she starts mixing and scooping and making the smoothie. I turn around and start looking at the dietary supplements. They've got a lot if you are trying to lose weight. A whole section of the wall is dedicated to shedding pounds. Meanwhile, I'm not trying to lose anything. Besides my poor nutritional habits, so I grabbed a box of girly vitamins. Alright, I think I've got everything I need for the day. A ginormous smoothie and a box of horsepills. Seriously, these things are huge. They are big green monstrosities, but they'll keep me up and going. O, and the smell is horrendous. You know when you are fixing to swallow a pill and you get a whiff of it in your mouth, yeah, these pills do that. So I also get to practice keeping my gag reflex under control as well.

I figure I should try and keep my sense of humor in all this, otherwise I wouldn't be looking forward to any of it. Smoothies called the hulk? And big green horsepills? Come on, that's funny...