Gosh, You're Embarrassing

So I'm sitting here with a friend of mine. We've just finished discussing my most recent embarrassing moment. She says, Gosh Allison, you've got a lot of really embarrassing moments. And it's always in front of important people. And she's right. It's not like they are mild, teensy weensy embarrassing moments. The majority of them are in public forums. Like the time I fell head first into a trailer loading luggage, or when I poured coffee all over the table in Mexico, or tripping over a bench taking a picture of a group of people, or when I used a word that resulted in my church leadership forbidding me to do something. And all of this in the span of two weeks!