So on the way to Mexico, I was one third of a group of girls who are completely ridiculous, but we had so much fun. We kept our driver awake, mostly cuz I think he was laughing more at us than with us. But we had such a good time, it didn't matter. Speaking of time, our 16 hour drive turned into a 24 hour drive thanks to a few flat tires and time delays.
Since we had so much time, the three of us made up a spiritual gifts test. Not a real one, more of a here's something you could do while driving to Mexico in the wee hours of the morning. Please don't take it seriously, we don't. In fact, there was a whole lot of ridiculous giggling making this thing up. Feel free to take it, or just laugh at the randomness...
1) When a friend comes to you for advice, do you...
a) Listen intently. b) Pick your nose c) Encourage them. d) Laugh hysterically.
2) When staying up all night, what is your favorite?
a) Name that tune-80s edition. b) Most embarrassing moments. c) Where in the world would you go? d) The various ways not to pee on yourself.
3) If you were an animal, you would be...
a) Baby Seal. b) Rabbit. c) Turtle. d) Bear.
4) If God were a color, He would be?
a) Fuschia. b) Yellow. c) Brown as a punkapoo. d) I'm colorblind.
5) Are you?
a) Introverted. b) Extroverted.
6) How often do you read your Bible/Pray?
a) 2-3 times a week. b) 4-6 times a week. c) 1-2 times a week. d) When I feel led.
7) If asked to preach at your church, would you...
a) Pee yourself. b) Speak in Spanish so no one would know if you didn't "bring it." c) Do the ever popular "slow lope" up to the podium. d) Do the hip-hop ABCs on stage.
8) How many tacos do you eat at the taco hut?
a) 6 while drinking a fanta with left over lipgloss on it. b) 4 with the red sauce. c) 3 with the green sauce. d) None. Who eats tacos at midnight?
9) Your greatest fear is...
a) Easter Bunny. b) Scorpions. c) Clowns. d) Drinking the water.
10) If you were driving a van, who would you pick to keep you awake?
a) The ice cream man. b) The tres amigas. c) Someone who questions you constantly. d) The Raptor.
Bonus: 11) What does "haciendo de templo" mean? (It's not spelled right, but I don't speak Spanish.)
a) The parsonage. b) Nothing. It's a made up word. c) State of being. d) Are we there yet?
1 comment:
1) a=1, b=4, c=3, d=2
2) a=4, b=3, c=2, d=1
3) a=3, b=2, c=4, d=1
4) a=2, b=1, c=1, d=4
5) a=2, b=3
6) a=1, b=4, c=3, d=4
7) a=4, b=1, c=4, d=4
8) a=3, b=2, c=1, d=4
9) a=4, b=3, c=1, d=2
10) a=3, b=2, c=3, d=1
11) a=2, b=1, c=2, d=4
11-14 Pts: Lying in Spanish.
15-18 Pts: Writing in Tongues.
19-22 Pts: Britney Spears Impersonator.
23-26 Pts: Being a Pinky Toe.
27-30 Pts: Being Forgettable.
31-34 Pts: Not A Complete Waste of Space.
35-38 Pts: Sleepeating.
39-44 Pts: Not making people want to jump off a building.
Each one of these "spiritual gifts" has a story behind it. Its late though and I'm tired so I'll discuss them later...
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