What To Do When Driving to Mexico

10) Play 20 questions-Three hundred and twenty-three times.
9) Write in a journal-In a 15 passenger van with a loaded down trailer and construction on I-10.

8) Say you're going to stay awake the whole trip-And you're the first one snoring.

7)Wonder how much junk you really thought you needed in your carry on bag-And never used.
6) Discover that I-10 disappears in the middle of downtown Houston.
5) Realize when you say you can hold it till the next stop, it was just wishful thinking on your part.
4) Play name that tune on your ipod-80s edition.
3) Find out if you look like a rabbit, turtle, baby seal, or bear.
2) Keep your driver AWAKE and AMUSED-If they are happy, you are happy.
1) Make wisecracks about Texas-While a Texan sits next to you. (And live to tell the tale...)