What it is...

So far here are some of the responses to what it could be:

• A redneck's bidet.
• Tub cleaner.
• Rinsing the toilet when you clean it.
• Spraying your friend in the shower.
• Maybe a guy lived there and that’s how he cleaned the bathroom.
• A "rig" to clean the tub.
• Something to assist washing kids.
  

I sent a picture to a few of my coworkers here. They are engineers so of course they are brilliant. I told them everything I know about it. That its a little odd looking and boy oh boy does it have a good amount of pressure behind that little "spigot".

One of our engineers is from Venezuela. She told me it was a bidet. That they are common there and look like that, connected to the toilet. She also said that they use them to wash babies. Shut the lid on the toilet and get a little plastic tub to wash the little ones.

So there you go. Last night I got sprayed in the face with a bidet.