I'm a killer. I know its hard to believe with a face like this, but alas, it's true. We had a work event so I was driving all of us in my boss' ginormous bonneville to Paragon Casino in Marksville yesterday. We're about forty-five minutes to Paragon and there's a little bird standing in the road. No big deal, the bird will move. It's a little grey thing, calmly standing there in the middle of the lane. I'm going to say it was a female because she was small and grey and pretty.
Well, she's not so small and grey and pretty now because part of her is plastered on the front of my boss' car. The rest of her is in pieces on Highway 1. My boss said it was fine, but its the first bird I've killed with an automobile. Truth be told, it kind of takes the sport out of it.
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