Get excited...I'm having a party! You're invited! (Yes, this includes you, Mr. Eddie.) Ok, let me back up. Tonight I went over to my friend Carla's house. I was talking to her about life in general when the subject of my age came up. Yeah, I'm 24. And July 24, I'll be (gulp) 25.
Anyways, I said my birthday was July 24 and Carla tells me hers is July 26. So I ask if she's going to have a party. She says she sucks at throwing parties so I suggest that we share a birthday party. We can't have it July 29 because one of the most beautiful women I know is marrying one of the greatest guys I know. So it'll probably be July 15. Which is actually my sister's birthday.
Last year I had karaoke at my birthday party. It was fun. This year I want a mechanical bull. But it costs an arm and a leg. However, Carla says she knows how to make one out of a plastic barrel and a few ropes tied to two trees. So, problem solved! She even comes up with a theme. Cowboys and Indians! I'm so excited. But then reason kicks in. I don't have a back yard, neither does she. What about a park? Hmm. Carla lives close to a park, so we decide to go there and do some recon. We jump in my car, get lost trying to go the back way to the park, but eventually get there. We walk around and find the perfect pair of trees. She even has a few twin mattresses that people can land on when they go flying off the barrel.
So come to our birthday party...
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BUT I WON'T BE HERE!!!!!
Well, first of all, they prefer the terms Native Americans or People of the First Nations, but other than that I guess I can make it.
First off,
I'd like to say that Jared is a comedic genius with politically correct sensitivities.
Second, Where should I download the release form for the party. Is it www.genericmedicalforms.com or www.doIsuemillerorhookswhenibreakmyarm.gov
Third, not to be judgemental and all but if Karla has 2 "extra" matresses, shouldn't we be giving those to people who need them......like anybody in New Orleans. Like I said, not trying to judge, I just thought Acts 2 was more than a feel good read.
We can even recreate the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles. Plus, I want to be the sheriff.
Lanie- Egh, I hate that you won't be there...So buy me a t-shirt in Wales.
Jared- I just wish that my lil' ol' self could be as smart as you...
Kirk- Yep, next thing you know I'll be checking into a retirement home.
Jake- Release form for the party? Now that's funny. Hmm, Acts 2? Never heard of it...
Nathan- If any of you recreate the campfire scene and I smell or hear it, heads will roll. I might be small but I'm fiesty. There will be children present for goodness sake!
I will be at yall's party no matter what the theme is.. well.. i take that back.. as long as it is PG! hehe
Courtney- I'll do my best to keep it clean. Unless I inadvertently stick my foot in my mouth. Which with my track record will probably happen...
jake... in reference to the "extras" - (and the fact that my name does in fact start with a C and not a K...) - i do indeed have "extra" matresses... but just for the time being. they belong to the twin beds i own, but will not be in use for a few select months... then they will be used again. so unless i plan on getting them back from someone in NO, i think my parents would rather me hang on to them... :)
allison - i ABSOLUTELY love that you're already stellar excited (does that really fit there) about the party we plan to throw that's 2 months away. that's what makes you a great party-thrower, and me a sucky one! :)
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